Since the creation of my website, I have been using Google Analytics to monitor my web stats. One of the features of Google Analytics is that it tracks the search terms people use to get onto my website. This post is dedicated to all of the interesting things I have seen on my search term page.
“Sven dragon age I have a question”
Daragon Age, what a great game. There are many walkthroughs and forums, and I’m sure someone has already asked the question you have.
“lions capable of opening car doors”
I hope none of those are running around…
“hamster masochismus spanken”/”caning hamster”/”hamster caning”
I have yet to see how a hamster would be able to cane someone, or how someone would be able to cane a hamster without killing it…
“I’m smilenad and emmotionomal”
Looks like someone is inventing new words. You never know, crunk, hoodie, yogalates and zombie made it into the new version of the Concise Oxford English Dictionary this year…
“How to get rid a kink in my penis”
Go see a doctor.
“Rogue ina tent with a lion Swen Sebastian”
What fantasy world is this from?
“I felt like I was on top of the world when I fixed my phone”
I have no idea how this is related to my blog at all. But I can relate, when things work right, it does feel good.
That’s it for now. I have been slow at updating the site lately, mainly because I have been busy with life. I just enjoyed a lovely weekend with Sir and Miss, and a post is soon to come. For now, I’ll leave you with this photo:
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Oh how I laugh at this picture. I had one good chuckle watching you pet.