Read My Kink

So, seeing as both Katja and Sebastian have written about house rules, as well as rules for outside the house, it only seems right that i address the topic myself.  Let me begin by saying that I have never had a set of rules to follow before, and that I think i will find this experience to be quite the learning experience.

So, here are the rules and the consequences that go with each of the rules:

House Rule Number 1:

• I must refer to Sebastian as Sir at all times when speaking with him and speaking about him with Katja.
• If I refer to Sebastian as anything but “Sir,” I will have to crawl for the remainder of that day.

House Rule Number 2:

• I must refer to Katja using her first name. No other nick name or term of endearment is permitted.
• If I refer to Katja as anything other than her name, I will be told to stand in the corner of one of the upstairs bedrooms for 1 hour without any correspondence from either Sebastian or Katja.

House Rule Number 3:

• I must sit on the floor when in both Katja and Sebastian’s company.  I may be granted to sit on furniture but it is not to be taken as a right and I must wait until told otherwise.
• If I places my backside onto any furniture, I will spend the next 15 minutes sitting on the thin edge of a 2X4 piece of wood.

House Rule Number 4:

• I must ask permission to rise from the floor and move throughout the house.  This includes asking permission to use the toilet.
• If I rise/move throughout the house or fail to ask to use the toilet, I will have to go pee outside for the remainder of the day.

House Rule Number 5:

• I must kneel with my forehead pressed to the floor when I have first entered the home if Sebastian is present. If Katja is the only one in the home I do not have to kneel but am still not permitted to sit on any furniture.
• If I do not properly greet Sebastian when entering the home, I will spend 15 minutes naked, in the dark cold room.

House Rule Number 6:

• I must sit silently on the living room floor on my bottom with my hands behind my back when waiting for Sebastian to return home.  I am not permitted to speak until Sebastian has given me permission to do so.
• If I do not properly greet Sebastian when he returns home, I will spend 20 minutes naked, in the dark cold room.

House Rule Number 7:

• I must promise to always use my safe word when needed and to speak honestly about my feelings regarding any activity.
• If I do not use my safe word during the scene but later share that I had wanted to but did not,  I will not be permitted any correspondence with either Sebastian or Katja for two weeks.  I will not be granted to text, to e-mail, to iChat, or to read their journals. During those two weeks, I will be expected to write in my blog every day, reflecting on my behaviours and the dangers of not using my safe word.

House Rule Number 8:

• I must have a waxed cunt when entering the house.
• If my cunt is not waxed when entering the house, I will have two ice cubes inserted into my ass(cunt).

House Rule Number 9:

• I must have well manicured fingers and toes while in the house. Clear polish or no polish is acceptable but they must be clean, groomed and well taken care of.
• If I do not have well manicured fingernails and toe nails, I will have to paint my fingernails and toenails in soft baby pink polish and must leave the polish on for the length of time I am in the house.

House Rule Number 10:

• I must enter our home wearing clean and fresh panties.
• If I ds not enter our home wearing fresh and clean panties, I will have my panties stuffed into my mouth for 30 minutes.

Alongside those house rules are rules that are to be followed when outside the house.  And since I’m too lazy to organise and edit them into my perspective, you can find them here.

I’m looking forward to seeing how all of this plays out.  Like I mentioned before, I have never had my behaviour be governed by a specific set of rules.  I know that I cannot be perfect, and that it will take some time to learn the rules; however, I cannot fight my perfectionist mentality.  I feel as though I need to be perfect right off the bat, and I know that that is not necessarily a good thing.  I suppose I’ll have to wait until tomorrow, where I will spend the evening with Sebastian and Katja, giving the rules a test run.  I’m excited =D

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